It is time once again to drop a new Clontest on your collective tooshies. We have been lucky so far with all the Clontests we’ve ran in the fact that they all share a running theme:
No one has won.
We’re not sure if it’s because your IQs are too low, or if our IQs are too busy being pussies about giving stuff away, but this Clontest will change all of that. Up for grabs this time is a copy of Dominatricks, Movers & Shakers and some of Rich Aviles’ actual body hair. The Clontest itself is simple. Take a look at this photo:
All you have to do is tell us who this man is, and what is he holding in his left hand. For any answers to be considered eligible, they must be posted as a comment to this post. The first person to post the correct answer will win the prize package. What are you waiting for? Start posting!
The Clontest will end May 30, 2008 at 12:00pm GMT if no correct answers have been posted.
Hints: Even if you don’t recognize who the man is, we guarantee that you all know him and what he is holding. His name is instantly recognizable although some of you might not know what he really looks like. Figuring out the answer to one of the questions will help deduce the other one.
We’re throwing you an easy one here, so make us proud!
* Many of you already own Dominatricks and Movers & Shakers, so if you’re among this group and you win, we’ll make sure to throw some other cool stuff your way.
May 18th, 2008 at 10:28 am Quote
No idea, but thats Eugene Burgers book on the table
I guess he’s holding a nail?
May 18th, 2008 at 11:45 am Quote
well it’s Eugene Burger.. minus the beard… (good Barber-Shoping!!!)
and the thing I imagine is a card.. from the size and colour.. most likely face away from the audience….
May 18th, 2008 at 5:27 pm Quote
I believe it’s a photo of Eugene Burger holding a Fan-Ta-Stick.
May 18th, 2008 at 9:21 pm Quote
It’s Eugene, holding a straight razor, saying “finally, I’ve achieved my dream of looking just like Guy Camirand”.
May 19th, 2008 at 4:28 am Quote
Could that be Ben Harris and his Cosmosis?
May 19th, 2008 at 1:13 pm Quote
Eugene Burger holding his business card with a prediction on it. The prediction says “Matt will not win the prize, he is an idiot.”
May 19th, 2008 at 3:48 pm Quote
I didn’t realize so many people were interested in winning my body hair.
May 19th, 2008 at 7:08 pm Quote
We’re not.. but people on ebay are…
May 19th, 2008 at 11:25 pm Quote
What;s my dad doing there on that photo?
his coin palmed in downs palm is conceiled very good not? Card as cover genious!
May 20th, 2008 at 10:02 am Quote
Eugene Burger holding a playing card, either the card is a “prediction” card or a selection.
May 20th, 2008 at 3:18 pm Quote
Eugene Burger, Playing card, need new magic book , in withdrawals I need a fix it’s Eugene Burger with card please hurry can’t hold on much longer.
May 20th, 2008 at 6:52 pm Quote
I think it is Michael Ammar holding a playing card and minus a moustache! If I win I have alrady got Dominatricks - a great magic book.
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:07 am Quote
Hey Guys,
Wow, you all seem to be going down a similar path.
Unfortunately, no one has guessed the right answer yet, so please keep posting your best solutions.
Here’s a hint: Modified Hydrogenated Canola Oil
Tyler Wilson
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm Quote
Eugene Burger with a tarot card.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:08 pm Quote
Wild guess here, is it JK Hartman holding a playing card?
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:19 pm Quote
Second guess would be Karl Fulves holding a playing card
May 22nd, 2008 at 6:10 pm Quote
To save shipping on my hair, I’ll go ahead and answer the question myself.
It’s quite obvious really. It’s Andi Gladwin holding his favorite photo, lemon party.
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:10 am Quote
Let me guess, he is Eugene Burger wearing a fake cheek and mouth, and the beard is cut by photo-editing
He is holding a blank business card
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:39 pm Quote
That’s easy…
That is Francis Tabary performing Thimble magic.
May 24th, 2008 at 3:17 am Quote
I really thought it was a card but since it isn’t I’ll take a wild guess. Eugene Burger holding the candle he uses to burn the string in his gypsy thread.
May 24th, 2008 at 3:36 am Quote
Hmm…canola oil….Eugene holding his diet-list? (that was not meant to be disrespectful in anyway)
May 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pm Quote
Is it Eugene Burger holding Eugene’s last dollar?
May 25th, 2008 at 8:44 pm Quote
Is it Eugene Burger holding a Eugene’s Coin Clip?
May 26th, 2008 at 6:53 pm Quote
It IS Eugene Burger and guess he is holding a playing card !
May 27th, 2008 at 11:43 am Quote
It’s Andi Gladwin holding an incense stick…
May 27th, 2008 at 12:50 pm Quote
It appears to be Eugene Burger , and hes holding a playing card in his right hand. In his left hand, is …nothing
May 27th, 2008 at 5:15 pm Quote
Eugene Burger dressed as Steve Jobs demonstrating the new iPhone.
May 27th, 2008 at 8:35 pm Quote
Oh, I get it. It’s Modified Hydrogenated Canola Oil holding a playing card. Very tricky, making it look like Eugene sans beard.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:29 am Quote
Eugene Burger with a piece of flash paper?
May 28th, 2008 at 2:30 pm Quote
Is it Eugene Burger with a specific card like the Jack of Diamonds or something?
May 28th, 2008 at 6:59 pm Quote
Modified Hydrogenated Canola Oil?
Maybe it’s a Burger (Eugene) with Fries (fried in Canola)?
May 28th, 2008 at 7:48 pm Quote
All kidding aside, it looks like Eugene has the red envelope on the table, so he must be holding one of the possible predictions from his variations on Kohler’s Black Envelope. It’s either the 2 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 6 of clubs, or 8 of hearts. Since we’re talking about oil, I’m guessing 8 of hearts, as in heart attack form too much oil!
May 28th, 2008 at 7:48 pm Quote
sheesh. Make that “heart attack FROM too much oil”
May 29th, 2008 at 2:16 pm Quote
It’s definitely Eugene Burger holding his all-time favorite magic prop: a hot rod.
May 30th, 2008 at 1:02 pm Quote
12pm GMT? Although none of my guesses fits the hint like a puzzle piece with its neighbouring puzzle piece, it’s time for a last-minute entry.
Looking at it simply, I would have thought it’s a beardless Eugene Burger holding a card, but since it is said to be wrong, could it be a piece of flash paper? Or something more bizzare, like a cue card or a razor blade?
But considering the wicked minds of clog editors, the “left hand” probably refers to that little bit of flesh at the bottom left-hand corner of the photo. Who is he? Tyler himself? Holding… the frame of the photo itself? A pen? Nothing at all?
May 30th, 2008 at 9:17 pm Quote
Is it Eugene Burger holding his Gypsy Thread?
May 31st, 2008 at 4:11 pm Quote
Though it has already been said, I think the right answer is Eugene Burger with a fan-ta-stick.
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:32 pm Quote
When wil we get the results?
June 5th, 2008 at 6:30 pm Quote
I take it noone was close to getting it right?
June 6th, 2008 at 11:04 am Quote
It looks like Charlie Miller holding a playing card. Hope I win ‘cos my copy of Dominatrix has coffee all over it…
June 12th, 2008 at 8:33 am Quote
Any updates? Because itt is waaaaay past the deadline.
June 20th, 2008 at 7:21 am Quote
what happened with this contest tyler? any updates. anyone?
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:00 pm Quote
It is ROY WALTON wearing a Eugene Burger mask without the beard
Getting ready to do his Card Warp. He is holding a card….
July 10th, 2008 at 1:44 pm Quote
It’s Guy Camarind.
August 4th, 2008 at 4:50 pm Quote
I have posted in here therefore I should receive the free trick now!
August 24th, 2008 at 11:31 pm Quote
Yeah, I posted too!!!!
I should get it too!